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In honor of Thanksgiving, we serve up some one-liners to try out around the dinner table ...

What’s the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
The turkey trot.

Why did they let the turkey join the band?
Because he had the drumsticks!

Why did the police arrest the turkey?
Because they suspected it of fowl play.

What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?
If your father could see you now, he’d turn over in his gravy!

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