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A farmer was explaining to a city slicker what a special pig he had.

“Yup, a while back, our house caught fire one night and we all would have slept through it and burned up if it wasn’t for my ‘special’ pig. That pig dialed 911, and then he dragged everyone of us out of the house.”

The amazed city slicker just looked at the animal, and asked the farmer why the pig had a wooden leg.

The farmer said, “When you have a pig as special as that one, you just don’t eat him all at one time.”

— Submitted by Gene Swinson, Fayetteville

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