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August 2006

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Isn’t it ... romantic?

Carl and Lilly were lying in bed one night. Carl was falling asleep, but Lilly was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk. “You used to hold my hand when we were courting,” she whined.

Wearily, Carl reached across, held her hand for a second, and rolled over to try to fall asleep.

A few moments later, she added, “Then you used to kiss me.”

Mildly irritated, he leaned across, gave her a peck on the cheek and settled back down to sleep.

Thirty seconds later, she said, “Then you used to bite my neck.”

Angrily, he threw back the blankets and got out of bed.

“Where are you going?!” she asked.

“To get my darn teeth,” he replied.


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